Digital painting of a zebra and zebra-striped wine goblet both without the white stripes -- Who drank all the white?

who drank all the white
and what happened to my stripes
laying before me?

-- genece hamby, contemporary digital artist
To purchase Who Drank All the White, http://www.shibuistudio.com/whodrankallthewhite.html

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Zebra P120 technischen Daten

Dzisiaj nie mam nic do napisania, dlatego umieszczam tylko powyższy komiks. Ostatni wpis o Polbanku zyskał dużą popularność. Sława! No tak, bo przecież ten blog powstał po to żebym był sławny nie? Wywiady w telewizji, ten podpis podczas wywiadu "najsławniejszy blogger w Polsce", nagram własną płytę, chociaż nie umiem śpiewać, zatańczę, chociaż nie umiem tańczyć i zagram filmie chociaż nie umiem grać. Ale oczywiście to wszystko tylko dla sławy. Mam nadzieję, że wyjaśniłem już, że prowadzę ten blog tylko dla sławy. No... a w ogóle dzisiaj byłem w sklepie kupić bułkę. Po co? Dla sławy! Żebym miał o czym napisać na tym blogu! No! :D

I jeszcze coś: morał do komiksu jest taki, że wiadomo, na drogach trzeba uważnie jechać, bo jakie drogi mamy to każdy wie, a ludzie też niestety przez te drogi muszą przechodzić. Dlatego postarajmy się jakoś współżyć.

The “Safari” is the popular name for the Zoological Center of Tel Aviv – Ramat Gan, an African park and zoo located in the heart of Israel.  The park is home to the largest collection of animals in the Middle East.  It covers 250 acres of land and houses 1,600 different species from around the globe including mammals, birds and reptiles.

When you enter the park you drive down paths lined with hippos, flamingos, ibex, gazelles and more—an ostrich even tried to get in the car with us!  The Safari zoo contains tigers, bears, elephants, kangaroos, camels and every type of monkey or bird you can imagine!  When you leave the park you enter back into the wild—driving on paths past zebras, rhinos and even a pride of lions!

I put together a video of some of my favorite animals from the Safari.  Watch and enjoy!  Suffice it to say, I highly recommend that you visit the Safari on your next trip to Israel.

Trecerea asta de pietoni bate orice imaginatie!Sau poate e atractia orasului si nu m-am prins eu???

Pentru carcotasi,poza e facuta de subsemnatu',chiar daca nu ma semnez:))

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Perkawinan campur antar hewan serumpun yang berbeda spesies makin banyak ditemukan. Sebagian menghasilkan hewan aneh jenis baru seperti tigon atau liger yang hasil kawin campur antara harimau dan singa. Ada lagi bagal, hasil percampuran kuda dan keledai, atau yang banyak ditemukan tiktok, perkawinan itik dengan entok. Sementara yang langka juga ada seperti hasil kawin silang antara paus dengan lumba-lumba.

Nah, kali ini Zoo Safari and Hollywoodpark Stukenbrock, Jerman mempertontonkan hasil kawin silang antara zebra dengan kuda yang menawan. Zebra-kuda bernama ’Eclyse’ itu lahir tahun 2006 dari induk zebra asal taman safari dengan pejantan seekor kuda Italia.

Eclyse memiliki penampilan elok karena sebagian tubuhnya  di bagian bahu, dada dan kaki depannya berbulu putih, sementara leher hingga kepala dan bagian belakangnya bergaris-garis seperti zebra. Wajahnya sendiri merupakan perpaduan antara kuda dengan zebra. Unik bukan?

Zij zijn ook wel eens fotogeniek

They also have their photo moments...

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"Du denkst schwarz-weiss wie ein Dalmatiner beim Schach"

- so singt oder besser rappt der großartige Dendemann in seinem Stück "er so, ich so".

Zu recht feiern die Aspiranten ihn als "König für Deutschen HipHop". Da ist es um so erfreulicher, dass diese metaphorische Meisterleistungszeile von einem meiner jüngsten Werke untermalt werden kann.

Danke an einen unbekannten Sprayer für diese Wand und an Anna H. für ihre schönen Beine!

Here's why:

My brain... is like a cauldron of kinetic mischeif. I see holes in everything everywhere and the curious devious in me wants to stick all my fingers in them and wiggle them around.

Today for instance I was at work, Office Max, and I learned that Office Max uses the Interleaved 2 of 5 UPC operator language for all their products, coupons, promotions, and retail connect accounts. This is uninteresting information unless you've got access to other resources.

Resources like the internet.

Since you, the reader, obviously have access to the internet as you're obviously reading this post we're going to do ahead and teach you how to rob Office Max (or any retail store that uses barcodes for that matter) outright blind. (Or at least give yourself as deep a discount as you are brave enough to cheat for.)

The first step is probably the most time consuming part. Though even this is ridiculously simple. It's a matter of trial and error. Have a friend help you if you want to speed it up.

You've got to find out what barcode language the retailer you're planning to rob uses for their products. Office Max uses the Interleaved 2 of 5. Might be some sort of industry standard. I haven't taken a lot of time with this experiment so I've no idea really if other stores use this or if it's just OMX, probably everyone because the interleaved 2/5 is numbers only and carries that classic I'm-a-barcode look. There are other barcodes like shipping labels that look nothing like a traditional UPC or sku and are a more scattered, chaotic label.

Barcodes really carry a lot less information than most might think. There is no real product information, no price, no names involved in the little barcode. All the barcode is, is a number. When the electronic eye reads the barcode it returns a number that (hopefully) exists in a catalogue somewhere within the computer system concerning the product associated WITH that number and THIS is where all the name and price and discount and whatever else information comes from: internal cataloging.

The first step in any sense is to discover the barcode language of whatever store. The way in which you do this is by visiting a technology little used in the private sector: Barcode generating. For this, you'll need (again) access to the internet, and access to a printer that produces prints at at least 200dpi. (Not hard to find) Just about any quick print shop will have this ability if in fact your home printer doesn't. Do go in there asking the guy though "Hey do your printers have at least 200dpi print quality?" A: because of course they have 200+ dpi. Duh. B. You'll look like a broadly conspicuous freak and an idiot. And C: They'll start to wonder when after answering that they do you ask them to start printing a whole bunch of barcodes.

To my knowledge (and I only started with this experiment about two hours ago) there are at least 23 different commercial barcode varieties. This is not counting shipping labels and those scannable stripes on your insurance ID cards. (Though those are cool (field capable barcodes!? YEAH!) and maybe one day I'll talk about forging those too. Hey hey register a car without insurance using a forged insurance ID barcode! Yay! (Yeah... definitely not this post.))

You can create barcodes pretty quickly and easily from a number of sources. There's an online generator that will produce a fairly customizable barcode from the five primary languages: Interleaved 2 of 5, Code39, and the 128 series.

There's also a program available for download with a complete 23 languages which you can get from www.scansecretary.com. The demo works well enough if you don't mind cropping out the DEMO tag from the top with a photo editor (ANY photo editor. MSPAINT could handle that job.) I prefer the online generator but I steal my wifi so I'm not always at access to the internet. Say I want to create a UPC on the fly, I'll use the downloaded program as a backup. Naturally.

Go to the target retail store and snag anything small, cheap, and that has a sticker UPC on it, a lighter for example. Buy it, or steal it if you're an imbecile, and take it home with you. Take the number from the bottom of the barcode on the little purchase and feed it into the generator till you have at least the five primary languages. Print them out (200dpi) and as close to the size of the original barcode as you can manage (both generators cited allow you to specify barcode height when generating). Take them to a quick print shop (or an Office Max, that works well.) And go to the labels aisle. Grab a pack of labels and print the barcodes to them (you'll probably have to do some trimming, use an exacto knife) these will serve as the stickers.

Go back to the store you bought the lighter from, take the stickers and put one on the label over the original UPC. Try to buy it. You want to make sure that the numbers at the bottom look as close to the numbers on the fakes as you can so that if it doesn't work and the guy asks to grab another one then you can just swap it out and he'll not notice a difference. Rinse and repeat. Keep it up till you find a working upc. Eventually, one of your printed UPC's will register in the system and you'll end up buying another lighter with your own printed barcode on it. Now you know the barcode language used by this retailer.

Find your target product and discount it!

Example: Back to school! You student needs a $150 calculator! That sucks! Here's an idea! Find a calculator made by the same company (bet you $150 its TI.) that's in the 35 to 50 dollar range. Or if you're gutsy and good with persuading people, get that lil' TI-30x for 15 bucks! Find it on the shelf and scribble the number beneath the UPC Barcode on your hand. Then take a good look at the barcode on the TI-89+ Silver that your calculus class requires you to have. Go home, print up a barcode the same width and height of the TI-89, but use the numbers from the TI-30x as the input for the generator. If you want, type in the TI 89+ barcode numbers beneath your new TI 30x UPC. That way if you're really REALLY gutsy you can even make a suspicious employee match up the numbers and force him to give it to you at that price, IF it's causing suspicious. I don't recommend entering that contest unless you're really good with people. But it all depends on how the circumstances go. If the chashier even NOTICES and you don't want to argue with him, just say you don't want it for that price then, and leave. Let them sort out the rest. Take the label back to the store, peel it off and stick it on over the original barcode. Take it up to the front and buy it along with a few other things.

The cashier will scan everything and give you your total, probably not even giving the calculator a second glance. If he does give it a second glance, the screen will give him enough buzzwords to dispell that curiously low total TI, Calculator. Yeah. Everything looks right. And I did scan everything...

People are so non confrontational... you can get away with just about anything if you can get the other person to doubt themselves and you bring the confidence.

There then... you just bought a $150 calculator for $15. That's 90% off. Now you've got that useful tool to use all year long. Or you can sell it. Whichever.

... yeah I'm going to hell.

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-monsterb0x

Chica X, fronted by gregarious kiddo Xiola Tapia, combines Tapia's eager vocals with the cracked production and instrumental talents of her label-boss and father, Jorge Tapia. I could get more detailed, but the liner notes are written in bubble letters. See my predicament?

Whatever, it's catchy stuff. "Let You Go" might be able to sneak on a 'B-sides and rarities' type Pixies boot, and "How To Get Down" is absolutely begging for a dub remix. This is weird on the order of Missy Elliot, seriously.

It's a lot of fun, and an enjoyable listen. Still, you'll be happy to know that it's not much more than ten minutes long. As with every Nail in the Coffin release, this CDR comes wrapped in some fantastic artwork. For "The Dead Yard," nothing but the finest winged zebras frolicking in a Carebear/Rorschach test will suffice.

"The Dead Yard" is available from Nail in the Coffin Records.

It was REALLY hot. It had been almost 30 degrees celcius a whole week, so we were a bit cranky in the car. But when we got there, everything was great :)

We saw all these animals, giraffes, zebras, monkeys, tigers +++ And here are some pictures. Now I need to go to sleep, and do some more maths tomorrow!

Tagsüber mit dem Walk Act "Farbentänzern" und Samstag Nacht mit der "Revue Mystique", ZEBRAs 45 min "Best of .." Programm.

Großes Kompliment an Bertie Hahn und sein tolles Team, die über die Jahre ein Festival aufgebaut haben, das für Künstler und Publikum gleichermaßen zu den Highlights des Jahres zählt!

I picked up these vintage wood toys about six weeks ago.  Last night I finally had a chance to photograph them and list them in my store.

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RAS Records 1999 LP
Produced by Prince Jazzbo
13 Tracks

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Now for some photos!! Many-many photos! Cause i am quite proud of some of them lol. (Beware of viewing full, they are big, I left them big in case people wanted bigger versions, very-very big, 2700 by 1700 ish)

(Am trying to maximise use of space. XD  Tried to maximise space but it didnt wanna cooportate...)

We started out at the Petting Farm-esque part of the Zoo. Which was fine. I love cows, goats, sheep, rabbits, rats(!?) and chickens. Not piggies though.... even the piglets squeal like hell if you try to touch them. Goats just deal with it. And demand food lol.

After that was the birdies. Not just parrots. There were pigeons with mohawks!! Punk-rock-pigeons!! lol (Sadly no pics of them tho... must have deleted them to make room for the penguins at the end...)

 Next came the monkeys, primates-what have you.(Gibbons, chimps, diddy-monkeys etc) I'm not a great fan of monkeys myself.

Seals!!! Lovely, lovely seals!!! Wet dog-fish-creatures!!! Why they're called Sea Lions I dont know, when they look more like dogs, Sea Dog would make more sense frankly. But I'm sure theres some reason for the name Sea Lion lol.

Meercats were next on our agenda. Took quite a few pics of the Meercats. All turned out pretty well. But this is my favourite/best.

Quick stop at the camels and more llamas.

The Leopard moved too fast to take a decent pic of. But I saw this one on top of its climbing frame.

After the wild cats(tigers were asleep under tree's and cheeters were no where to be found)we moved onto the horses and other equine beasties. My brothers school had adopted a donkey as it happened. Turned out to be called Douglas. Which I dubbed, 'Douglas the Depressed Donkey', cos he just stood there with the saddest eyes being petted by anyone and everyone...

Giraffes next! Fairly new to Banham Zoo actually. Giraffes are one of my favourite animals. Cos they're tall like meee!

One of my favourite parts of Zoo's are the Birds of Prey section. I loved the presentations they put on, cause you got a chance to hold them, wearing the massive leather gloves. Of course now I'd never get picked...I'm too old....not young and cute enough, they only pick small children, its ageist! Ageist I tells ya!

This bird is a scary looking creature. Quite big too.

After the birds of prey came the zebra!! More kept apearing after I took a picture lol, so I picked the best looking photo to show in the end.

Another lovely bird, flightless this time, is the emu!! It's all leggy and has name that begins with E, so I likes it!!!

Our last stop was at the Penguin enclosure. But on our way my little bro spotted that the seals were actually moving about, instead of just lying around cleaning themselves, or barking lol.

The Penguins were lovely. And since the glass wall wasn't too high, I could lean over, and they were all(3) looking up at me, probably expecting fish lol. I'm guessing there weren't just 3, maybe the rest were sleeping in their little houses or something...

The last animal we saw, while walking back to the entrance/exit and giftshop was the Fennec(or desert) Fox. It was so cute sleeping like this!!!!

Zebra P100i

Wirtschaftlichkeitskartendrucker

- Druckgeschwindigkeit: 35 Sekunden/Karte
- Ein- oder Doppelseitig: Einseitig
- Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
- Laminierung: Keine

Mit dem P100i können personalisierte Karten schnell, einfach und erschwinglich erstellt werden. Dieser budgetfreundliche Drucker bedruckt Karten einseitig in Farbe oder monochrom und bietet eine Vielzahl an optionalen Funktionen, die bei einem Produkt dieser Klasse normalerweise nicht verfügbar sind, wie z. B. Ethernet-Anbindung und Smartcard-Kodierung. Dieser Kartendrucker mit Einzelkartenzuführung kann unverwechselbare Karten für eine Vielzahl von Märkten drucken und/oder kodieren.

Zebra P110i

Wirtschaftlichkeitskartendrucker

- Druckgeschwindigkeit: 30 Sekunden pro Karte, vollfarbig, einseitig (YMCKO)
- Ein- oder Doppelseitig: Einseitig
- Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
- Laminierung: Keine

Zuverlässig, kompakt und benutzerfreundlich: der P110i ist der preisgünstigste Farbkartendrucker von Zebra. Die glatte Konstruktion verwendet hochstabile Kunststoffe und modernste Elektronik für ein kleines Format, ein geringes Gewicht und hervorragende Leistung - alles zu einem unschlagbaren Preis. Der P110i bietet konsistenten und hochwertigen Druck und die bewährte Zuverlässigkeit von Zebra®.

Zebra P120i

Wirtschaftlichkeitskartendrucker

- Druckergeschwindigkeit: 40 Sekunden/Karte (Vollfarbdruck, einseitig), 30 Sekunden/Karte (Vollfarbdruck, beidseitig)
- Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
- Einseitige oder beidseitige Druckfähigkeit: Einseitig, Beidseitig
- Laminierungsfähigkeit: Keine

Verabschieden Sie sich von gewöhnlichen Kartendesigns! Der vielseitige, kompakte Drucker P120i macht mit seiner fortschrittlichen Konstruktion und Elektronik das beidseitige Kartendrucken erschwinglicher als jemals zuvor.

Zebra P330i

Leistungskartendrucker

- Druckergeschwindigkeit: 144 Karten/Stunde (YMCKO), 600 Karten/Stunde (monochrom)
- Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
- Einseitige oder beidseitige Druckfähigkeit: Einseitig
- Laminierungsfähigkeit: Keine

Einfach zu bedienen und mit vielen Optionen ausgestattet, ermöglicht der einseitige Farbkartendrucker P330i zuverlässiges und leistungsfähiges Drucken zu einem günstigen Preis.

Zebra P430i

Der mit LCD-Anzeige und praktischen Anwenderfunktionen ausgestattete, stabile beidseitige Kartendrucker bedruckt zuverlässig hochwertige personalisierte Foto-Ausweiskarten für Anwendungen mit hohem Volumen.

Leistungskartendrucker

-Druckergeschwindigkeit: 102 Karten/St. (YMCKOK)
-Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
-Einseitige oder beidseitige Druckfähigkeit: Einseitig, Beidseitig
-Laminierungsfähigkeit: Keine

Zebra P640i

Sicherheitskartendrucker

- Druckergeschwindigkeit: 120 Karten/St.
- Farbdruck: Monochrom, Farbe
- Einseitige oder beidseitige Druckfähigkeit: Einseitig, Beidseitig
- Laminierungsfähigkeit: Einseitig, Beidseitig

Der 640i von Zebra ist die branchenstarke Lösung der nächsten Generation für die Produktion langlebiger und sicherer Ausweiskarten.